How to Get Out of the Dog House at 30,000 Feet

A little toilet humor, if you will.

 

My 24-hour, year-round day job is as a Flight Attendant.

 

One of our duties during the flight is to let the pilots out of the cockpit when they request a bathroom break (get it? duties?). For this reason many pilots refer to this task as letting them “out of the dog house.” Normally this task is accomplished politely and expediently. And sometimes, understandably, with a little embarrassed humor.

 

This was my favorite approach by a pilot. The first officer slid this card underneath the cockpit door. IMG_1491

This is what the card read inside. IMG_1492 And then, just like a pilot, he asked for the card back.

 

 

 

 

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Hyde Park Cats 2015 Calendar Now Available

Hyde Park Cats is a volunteer-run organization that helps cats and kittens in need.

 

For the past few years they’ve produced a calendar to raise funds for the cats. The 2015 calendar is now available for a suggested price of $10 online or at these locations. hyde park cover I met Hyde Park Cats this year through our Feral Flowers Project at Forget Me Knodt. They bought flowers and attended our Feral Flowers Design Class. Then they asked if they could include a spread of Cats In My Yard for the calendar. Of course I said yes, and am so excited to see our James’ Gang Colony cats Funny Face, Bouncy Bear, Dash, and, of course, Mooha, on their July page.  cats in my yard page

To learn more about Hyde Park Cats, please visit their site, their Facebook page, or email them at [email protected]

 

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Fall Feral Garden

Who knew it could be so lush in the fall? Dash posed for me all over the garden. IMG_8797

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Bouncy Bear photo bomb.

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And then the sleet hit. IMG_8809

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When Biggie Smiles was Small: The TNR of the Iron Works Colony

Yesterday I wrote about Biggie Smiles, the Iron Works Colony cat that is bonded to his feeder, his TNR’d feline friends, and his outdoor home.

 

Here is Biggie Smiles when he was small, and we just started doing TNR for this colony in 2012.  SAMSUNG

A coworker told me about this colony and the complaints from neighbors on this block. This is how the colony looked at the time.  SAMSUNG

I understood why neighbors would complain – the cats were very visible and very bold. SAMSUNG

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It’s disconcerting to see small kittens in alleys. This is Biggie and his brother. SAMSUNG

Oscar, their feeder loves the cats and fed them diligently. They obviously were well-cared for. He showed me photos of kittens from the past. Some he would keep, and some he would give away. SAMSUNG

This breeding cycle needed to stop. Oscar liked the idea of TNR and getting all of the cats there fixed and vaccinated. A Tree House staff person came with me to TNR. At first Oscar thought we would be “taking away” all of the adult cats, while he “got to keep” the kittens of his choice. Eventually he understood that was not the way it worked.

 

When we showed up to TNR, it was fairly easy initially because the cats were bonded to Oscar, so he was even able to just pick up some of the cats and put them in traps himself.

 

TNR doesn’t always go like this. Now this is what I call herding cats!

We set traps all over and the cats came to check them out.

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There was no room for the kittens at Tree House. Oscar knew which cat was their mother, and since she was fairly friendly towards him, he agreed to foster her indoors with her kittens, until they were old enough to be weaned, and then vetted for adoption. He set them up in a much cleaner space. DSC07997 Oscar diligently took the kittens for weekly vet visits at the clinic, and admitted two of them when they were ready for adoption into Anti-Cruelty Society. He kept two of them for himself to be part of the colony. The mother of course was TNR’d. SAMSUNG

Two years later now and Oscar told me that the kittens he kept were killed by cars on the street. But the colony population is now contained, there are no more neighbor complaints or “new” cats, and Biggie Smiles, his brother, and two other TNR’d cats are thriving and still there to this day.

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Biggie Smiles Needs a New Home. Or Does He?

The Iron Works Colony is down to four TNR’d cats now. We spayed/neutered twelve cats and kittens total from here in October 2012. Obviously that’s a a two-thirds reduction in outdoor colony size in two years. TNR works.

 

The Iron Works Colony is one of my satellite colonies pretty far from where I live. I first heard about it from a co-worker and went there to TNR, and I keep in touch periodically.

 

When I visited the colony the other week Oscar, their feeder, had just gotten home. I watched two cats run down from his front steps to greet him. They were well-fed and obviously bonded to each other and him.

 

Oscar and his parents live in a well-kept house with a beautiful garden. The cats have heated shelter next door in their iron works business. IMG_8735 Years ago they started feeding cats and of course the population increased. When I first met Oscar he talked a lot about how much he loved the kittens. The kittens would get hit and killed by cars frequently, or he would give them away to friends and neighbors. Even though Oscar really loved having kittens mostly, he understood that the breeding had to stop. He also asked me repeatedly if I would “take the adults to a shelter.”

 

The adult cats are pretty friendly, especially this one I call Biggie Smiles. IMG_8739

This cat is all smiles all the time. IMG_8738

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Biggie Smiles is completely bonded to Oscar. He ran right up to him, along with his TNR’d sibling, and they both tried to climb right into his car. They came near me, but never quite let me touch them.

 

Biggie would just rub and roll on everything. IMG_8747

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Oscar asked me again if I would take the adults to a shelter. I’m not sure if that is the best solution for these cats. I can’t touch them easily, they have food and shelter, and are heavily bonded to each other. They’ve “adopted” Oscar, and this is the only home they know. But, of course I want the friendly cats to be adopted indoors. I hate hearing about kittens being killed on the street, or given away without being fixed. But we all know that reputable no-kill shelters are always full, and finding potential adopters takes a lot of effort. After doing the majority of the TNR work, when feeders ask me these questions, I am careful to make them understand that the responsibility is on them. If they want to find these cats home, they should try and do so. This is THEIR colony and yard, and by all means, they may be able to find another indoor solution for the cats on their own. I give them ideas and contact information on what I try to do when looking for another home for a cat. Oscar has given away a lot of kittens from his yard. Perhaps some of those people would also be interested in a fixed adult cat.

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RIP Betty

I TNR’d Betty from the Jose and the Pussycats Colony in February 2012. Most of this colony feeds and hangs out on the front porch. Betty lived all by herself on the back porch, and I was told she was a mama cat many times before her TNR. In fact, two of her daughters were living inside with her feeders. We took her daughters to the clinic to be spayed as well.

 

Betty was very feral, very old, and very deaf. The feeders think she lived in their backyard for the last fifteen years. She would not interact with any of the other cats in the colony. IMG00700-20120202-0926

Because of her deafness, I was able to get up close and see that she was sick. And that she had the most AMAZING amount of fur.  DSC07148

It took me three days to trap her. I spent hours in her feeder’s kitchen, watching the trap. This is a terrible photo, but this is what she did most of the time while I was waiting. She just hung out on top of the trap. It made me laugh so much, even though I was so desperate to get her, because she was so sick and congested.  And her coat is so crazy looking – it made her look huge, like a raccoon. mobydick_ontropoftrap

When I finally trapped her, she was on antibiotics for over a week before her spay surgery. She looked much better afterwards. Her tongue was always out, so obviously she needed a dental, but she tested negative for FIV/FeLV, and seemed to recover fairly well. DSC07253 I had grand plans of adopting her inside because she was so different looking, and her deafness and age made me think she was too vulnerable to be outside. Plus, frankly, the conditions she was living in the back porch were filthy, no matter how much I talked to the feeders, or offered to clean up. In fact, a lot of things about this colony were a mess, but I want to tell Betty’s story now, and not dwell on things that can’t be changed. When I brought back Betty after being recovered for two weeks, the feeders did not want her back. They had thought I took her away permanently. It was actually kind of a fight, but there was nowhere else for her to go.  It was so strange, though, because they immediately brought her food. They really do care about these cats, and allowed me to vet all of their indoor and outdoor cats without objection, and would even try to help with trapping. They fed wet and dry food multiple times a day, provided shelter for the colony on their front and back porches, and would never accept cat food donations from me. I would periodically bring clean outdoor clean shelters for her. But Betty was very feral, and would even snub the shelters I brought for her preferred old blankets.

 

This is the time of year where I clean out all of the shelters for the feeders. When I cleaned out Betty’s shelter two weeks ago, I could see she was very matted and congested again. I wasn’t sure if I should start trapping her immediately for treatment, because at this time of year she could not be shaved. She needed her fur for the winter.

 

I just stopped by the house today and the feeders told me they found Betty dead outside last week in the backyard. They always answer the door when I go there, but I can never get them to call me, even for something like this. I would’ve taken her immediately to the vet had I known, but who knows if she would have wanted that. I hope Betty died peacefully on her own terms, as a truly feral cat.  DSC07301

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A Feral Fete Fundraiser

Every year my friend and bandmate, Julia, from The Columbines hosts a Halloween party where a bunch of our friends and bandmates dress up and play as another band. This year she decided to make it a fundraiser for the colony cats and called it A Feral Fete. She has done this before.

 

The event started late afternoon Saturday at Borelli’s, a BYOB pizza place that also hosts events and shows. One of the first guests to arrive, and my favorite, was Elise, who was very supportive of the cats. Then she had to leave early to go meet up with some friends in the park. IMG_8818

Borelli’s was really dressed up for Halloween, as were a lot of the guests. Check out John and Shawn, especially Shawn’s theme-appropriate make-up. We talked about her neighbors in Albany Park who are doing TNR and caring for the colony cats. IMG_8840

This cat belongs at the bar. IMG_8838

Chad the Bird hosted and performed a very special monologue on the most Googled Halloween costumes in 2014.

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The first band to perform was my bandmates as Ace of Spayed, otherwise known as Link Wray. Background video was provided by Caffeinated Recordings. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill was the perfect backdrop.

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Weeddance Bongwater Red Eyeball performed next, otherwise known as Creedence Clearwater Revival.

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Scary Manilow sang the songs and told the jokes. IMG_8866

Johnny Cash was next. By the way, the drummer is a veterinarian. IMG_8885 My friend Ashly even joined Johnny mid-set as June Carter. This was one of my favorite moments of the night. I was talking to her during their set about fostering cats, and all of a sudden she jumped up to go on stage. She told me earlier that she was performing, but because I’m a terrible listener I didn’t know this was going to happen. IMG_8892

There was a mystery band called Pussy Savior. It was a huge surprise – they covered Columbines songs. I didn’t even recognize Matt on the keyboard at first, until he started playing. No one plays like he does.

 

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You would think the red wig would’ve tipped us off. Doppelgängers. IMG_8911

The night ended with Pawbox, otherwise known as Jawbox. IMG_8917

The event and incoming donations raised $702 for ongoing medical care for the cats. I can’t thank my friends enough for their compassion and generosity, and they also know how to have a good time.  IMG_8906

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Boo! Happy Halloween!

Mooha wanted to check out what the colony cats were doing, but instead they got scared and scattered.

 

Who’s afraid of a little black cat? IMG_8774

They scattered straight into their chiminea cat house. IMG_8788

Mooha as always will stay safe indoors, and I put out extra food so the colony cats will hopefully stay safe in my yard during tonight’s festivities.

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Feralvilla Paint Job

The Feralvilla is now made out of a new material that they recommend painting.

 

I always tell everyone about the Feralvilla. We’ve had one in our back yard for years. The cats love it, and for the cost, it is worth every penny because all you have to do is assemble it. Well, and now paint it. The cats love the other outdoor cat shelters Jim made, but the materials he used ended up costing the same as the Feral villa, if not more, plus he had to take a lot of time and tools to make them from scratch.

 

We just received the new villa for our front yard colony. Jim already painted it! I came home to find the parts drying all around the garage. I can’t wait to assemble it – it’s getting cold outside. IMG_8769

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DIY Outdoor Cat Scratching Post

The garden is now an autumn garden, but I left the large stalks of sunflowers standing for Funny Face.

 

He was using the sunflowers all summer as scratching posts. Next year I’ll plant more for him. The bigger the better – Mammoth Russian seemed to work the best. And then the sunflowers fed the squirrels and birds all summer. It’s a win-win for all of the animals. IMG_7164 IMG_7866

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